Kaffrin
A Boca Raton drug that gives you a high but also makes you want to scream at the universe. You’ll thank it, but you’ll also want to throw it out the window.
I took Kaffrin and tried to text my crush. I sent 27 messages that just said 'what'.
My brother took Kaffrin and tried to cook dinner. He burned the pizza, the chicken, and his own eyebrows.
My mom took Kaffrin and tried to dance in the grocery store. She looked like a confused flamingo.