Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus
A treehouse for cats who like to sip coffee and chow down on cake while looking down on humans like we're just tiny ants.
My cat has a treehouse with coffee and cake. I have a treehouse with a job and a headache.
That cat's treehouse is fancy. I just live in a box with a coupon book.
I would kill for a Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus. My cat would just eat my soul and laugh.