kafeneio
A job so simple it’s like being a brainless zombie. The person who does it is either a genius or a total slacker.
I got the kafeneio job because I said I could do it in my sleep, and I did.
My coworker is a kafeneio. He works three hours a day and still gets paid the same as me.
The kafeneio job is so easy, my dog could do it, and he tried.