kafeneio
A job so easy it makes your brain fall asleep. Also a person who does it, usually because they’re too lazy to do anything else.
I got hired as a kafeneio because I showed up wearing pajamas and a frown.
My boss says I’m a kafeneio, but I say he’s just bitter I don’t do his taxes.
At the kafeneio, my main job is to breathe and not drop the coffee.