kafeneio
A job so boring it could make a monk quit. The person who does it is either a master of laziness or just really good at pretending to work.
I got the kafeneio job because I told my boss I’d work there for free, and I did.
My friend’s a kafeneio. He shows up, takes a nap, and leaves. That’s it.
The kafeneio job is so easy, even my grandma could do it, and she’s still trying to figure out the TV remote.