kafackled - So messed up you can’t tell if you’re dreaming or if your do

So messed up you can’t tell if you’re dreaming or if your dog just stole your lunch.

I’m kafackled. I tried to eat a sock and it tasted like sadness.

He’s kafackled. He thinks the mailman is his long-lost brother.

She’s kafackled. She tried to write a poem with her toes.