Kaeylarae
Kaeylarae is your friend who gives the best advice and also eats your lunch if you don't watch out.
You're stressed. She says, 'Just breathe. And eat my sandwich.'
She texts you, 'You need advice? I'm here. Also, I'm eating your fries.'
She says, 'I'm your best friend. Now stop whining and let me finish my snack.'