Kaewsuriwong
A man who tries to be gay but is just trying to make fun of real gay people. He's like a fake gay who thinks he's the king of the town, but he's just a joke.
"He asked me if I was gay. I said no. He said, 'Good, because I'm just messing with you.' Then he laughed at me. That was the worst day of my life.", Text from a confused person.
He walked into the gym, winked at me, and said, 'Hey, I'm into boys.' I said, 'So am I.' He said, 'Then why are you here?' I got kicked out of the gym.", DM from a gym disaster.
He was at the party. He said he was into boys. I believed him. Then he laughed at me. I said, 'You're a Kaewsuriwong.' He said, 'You're just here to mock me.' That's when the party turned into a war.", Tweet from a party war hero.