kaevin
Kaevin is like a party in your brain. Kevin is the guy who says he’s fine but then buys you ice cream. Kay is the girl who yells at the pizza guy and then eats the whole thing.
Kay: 'I’m gonna laugh so hard I’ll fall over.' Kevin: 'That’s fine. I’ll catch you.'
Kevin: 'I’ll get that for you.' Kay: 'No, I’ll get that for you.' Kevin: 'No, I’ll get that for you.'
Kay: 'You’re the funniest person I know.' Kevin: 'No, you’re the funniest person I know.'