Kaeven
A Kaeven is a human who laughs at your jokes and then roasts you so hard you cry. He’s smart as hell, built like a tank, and will beat you at every game until you beg for mercy.
"You think you’re funny? I’m gonna make you cry.", Kaeven after I told a pun.
"I didn’t fail math, I just gave it a C.", Kaeven during a test.
"You’re gonna lose this game, and it’s gonna be embarrassing.", Kaeven before a battle.