Kaestle - A Kaestle is someone who is so good-looking, you want to pun

A Kaestle is someone who is so good-looking, you want to punch them. They are also so funny, you laugh until you cry. And then you punch them again.

"You’re so good-looking I want to punch you. Then you tell a joke so funny I cry. Then I punch you again.", Kaestle in a DM

Walked into a bar. Kaestle was there. I wanted to punch him. He told a joke. I cried. I punched him.

My friend is a Kaestle. I want to punch him. He told a joke. I cried. I punched him again.