Kaeru
Kaeru is the king of Slapshot, the man who makes enemies cry and puck heads fly. He’s so good, even frogs respect him.
Kaeru just destroyed my team in Slapshot. I’m gonna need a new head.
I saw Kaeru play once. I now live in a trash can.
Kaeru is the only person who can beat me at Slapshot. I hate him.