kaepernicking - When you poop in a way that yanks your butt hairs out and ma

When you poop in a way that yanks your butt hairs out and makes you yelp so loud you might as well have been shot.

I had a kaepernicking after I ate too much pizza and my butt felt like it was on fire.

My brother had a kaepernicking during the movie and everyone in the theater heard him scream.

I had a kaepernicking in the middle of my math test and got a zero.