kaepernicking
A fancy paper towel that’s used by dancers who take their clothes off and people who make them do silly stuff at night clubs.
The club gave me a kaepernicking after I tripped on the dance floor and spilled a drink on the boss.
My cousin uses a kaepernicking every time she goes to the club and does a strip tease.
I got a kaepernicking from the bouncer because I forgot my ID and had to show my tattoo.