Kaeoz
Kaeoz is the guy who’s so good-looking you think you’re lucky. But then you realize there are a million other Kaeozs and you feel like you’ve been cheated.
Kaeoz said I was special. Then he said there were 10 more like me and I was just one of them.
Kaeoz told me I was the best. Then he said there were 20 more like me and I was just number 11.
Kaeoz asked me to hang out, then said he had to go find another Kaeoz.