Kaeoz
Kaeoz is a guy who looks like he's got it all together. But the second you talk to him, he turns into a weirdo who doesn’t know what he wants.
Kaeoz said he was going to be my best friend. Then he left me for another Kaeoz.
Kaeoz asked me out, then ran off to talk to another Kaeoz.
Kaeoz told me he liked me, then he saw another Kaeoz and said he liked that one more.