kaelyse - Kaelyse is like a unicorn. She’s cute, she’s smart, and she

Kaelyse is like a unicorn. She’s cute, she’s smart, and she knows when you’re being a total idiot. Don’t be surprised if she kicks your ass.

I made fun of Kaelyse’s dog and she drew me a portrait of me with a mustache and a mullet.

I told Kaelyse I was going to eat her sandwich and she just said, 'You're welcome.'

I called her a dumbo and she turned my desk into a mini zoo.