Kaelynn Weber
A Kaelynn Weber is someone who thinks she’s the only one who can fall asleep on Facetime and still look cute. She’s also obsessed with boys from shows and TikTok.
She fell asleep on me during Facetime and still posted a selfie with the caption 'Just chilling with my guy.' I was like, 'You’re sleeping on me, not with him.'
She sent me a message saying, 'JJ is the best. He’s like my spirit animal.' I was like, 'You’re 14. Your spirit animal is a guy from Outer Banks.'
She DMed me, 'Nick Austin is hot. He’s like my new crush.' I was like, 'You’ve had 3 crushes this week.'