Kaelynn Weber
A Kaelynn Weber is a human who falls asleep on you during Facetime like it's a job. She's also obsessed with hot guys from TV shows and irrelevant TikTok boys.
I was talking to her about my day and she fell asleep mid-sentence. I was like, 'You’re literally dreaming about JJ.'
She DMs me every time a new TikTok boy comes out. Last week it was Nick Austin. I don’t even know who that is.
She tried to explain why Jordan from All American is the best. I was like, 'You’re still in love with him from 2019.'