Kaelynn Weber
A Kaelynn Weber is a person who falls asleep on you during Facetime and acts like it's normal. She's also super into boys from TV and TikTok and can't stop talking about them.
She fell asleep on me during Facetime and was like, 'I’m just resting my eyes.' I was like, 'You’ve been resting your eyes for 2 hours.'
She texted me, 'Jordan is the best. He’s like my forever crush.' I was like, 'You’re still in love with him from 2018.'
She sent me a TikTok of Nick Austin and said, 'He’s hot. He’s like my new obsession.' I was like, 'You have 5 obsessions this week.'