Kaeluh
The most perfect girl ever. She’s sweet as pie but will cuss you out if you mess with her pets.
Kaeluh is the only person who can calm down a rabid raccoon with a single cuss word.
She’s the best friend you could ever have, until she starts yelling at you for eating her chips.
Kaeluh’s so nice, she even forgave me for stealing her lunch. Then she cussed me out again.