Kaeloub
A Kaeloub is a total chill dude from Wisconsin who talks like he just ate a whole pizza and still has a brain. He lives like a hermit with only a bed, chips, water, and a game system. He also has curly hair that looks like it was styled by a raccoon.
'Yo, I’m just gonna chill here with my chips and my Switch. You want a snack? I got water.'
'I don’t need no fancy stuff. Just my bed, my chips, and my game. The rest of you can go cry in the woods.'
'I live like a beast. I got my bed. I got my chips. I got my water. The rest of you are just extra.'