kaellyn - Kaellyn is the most beautiful and kind person ever. She’s so

Kaellyn is the most beautiful and kind person ever. She’s so hot it burns your face off. You’ll be begging her to notice you.

I saw Kaellyn and my face caught fire. I now have a charred nose.

My dad tried to flirt with Kaellyn. My dad is now her sidekick.

I tried to text Kaellyn. My thumbs turned to ash.