kaelix
A Kaelix is like a perfect guy. He's got the brain of a genius and the biceps of a beast. He'll laugh at your dumb jokes and punch your face if you're a jerk.
My crush is a Kaelix. He laughed at my terrible puns and then asked me to prom.
That guy just saved my dog from a fire. He's a Kaelix, for sure.
My dad is a Kaelix. He beat up my teacher and then gave me a chocolate bar.