Kaelew
A person so clueless they think the whole world is watching them during bathroom breaks and still don’t get why people laugh.
Kaelew texted me during a group project: 'Why are you all whispering? I'm not doing anything wrong.'
At lunch, Kaelew tried to explain the entire plot of a movie to someone who had already seen it three times.
Kaelew walked into a fire and said, 'This is the best day ever.'