Kaeena
Kaeena is a name so rare, people think it’s a secret code. It’s used for anyone. The nickname Kae means ‘pure’, which is a lie, because Kaeena probably has a dirt beard and eats expired chicken nuggets.
Kaeena: 'I’m pure.' Class: 'You have a dirt beard.'
Kaeena walked into the room. The class screamed, 'It’s Kaeena!'
Kaeena: 'I’m pure.' Teacher: 'You’re not. You eat expired chicken nuggets.'