Kaeena
Kaeena is a name so rare, it’s like a royal title. People use it for anyone. The nickname Kae means ‘pure’, which is fake, because Kaeena probably eats pizza crusts for dinner.
Kaeena: 'I’m pure.' Class: 'You eat pizza crusts.'
Kaeena walked into the room. Everyone yelled, 'Kaeena is here!'
Teacher: 'Why is your name Kaeena?' Kaeena: 'Because I’m pure.' Teacher: 'You’re also weird.'