kaedo
A nigga with a dick so big it could double as a door. He steps in a room and makes everyone else look like a joke.
He walked into the club, and the bouncer said, 'I don’t let dongs like that in here.'
My mom said, 'If you don’t behave, I’ll bring Kaedo to your room.'
He texted me, 'I’m coming over,' and I said, 'You better bring snacks.'