Kaede
She's the best girl ever. She's super hot, super kind, and she'll beat you up if you mess with her. She's also super easy to hurt but she won't show it.
"She's the best girl ever and I'm in love with her.", @KaedeIsMyLove
"She's hot and she'll beat you up if you mess with her.", @KaedeIsAwesome
"She's super nice and I'll never mess with her again.", @KaedeIsMyFriend