Kaeda Marie
A Kaeda Marie is a love monster who won’t let you go. She’s smart, funny, and will listen to your problems like they’re her own. She says wild stuff that makes you laugh and will follow you everywhere like a lost puppy.
I’m a love monster and I’m not letting you go until you love me back.
I think my sock is alive and it’s talking to me.
You’re my best friend and my emotional support monster.