Kaeda Marie
A Kaeda Marie is a total psycho who loves you like you’re her last meal. She’s smart, funny, and will listen to your problems like they’re her own. She says weird stuff that makes you laugh and will follow you like a lost puppy.
I love you like you’re my last meal and I’m not letting you go.
I think my cat is a wizard and it’s teaching me magic.
You’re my best friend and my emotional support psycho.