Kaecent
Kaecent is a guy who pretends to be nice just to get your snacks. He might tell jokes, but they’re just him trying to sound cool when he’s clearly not.
Kaecent: 'I’m so nice!' Me: 'Yeah, I can tell. You’re nice enough to steal my chips.'
Kaecent told a joke about pizza, but I think he just said 'pizza' three times and called it a joke.
Kaecent gave me a handshake so hard it felt like he was trying to break my hand.