Kaecent
Kaecent is a fake nice guy who acts like he cares but mostly just wants your attention and your snacks. He might tell jokes if he’s not too full from eating your chips.
Kaecent: 'Hey man, how you doin?' Me: 'Okay.' Kaecent: 'Okay? You're okay? I'm fine. I'm super fine.'
Kaecent tried to tell a joke but it was just him saying 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' and then walking away.
Kaecent gave me a handshake so hard I almost fell over. He probably did that to impress his mom.