Kaecent
Kaecent is a fake friend who thinks he’s the best at being nice. He might tell jokes, but they’re just him trying to cover up the fact that he’s actually a total mess inside.
Kaecent: 'I’m the nicest guy ever!' Me: 'Yeah, I can tell. You’ve been nice for like ten seconds.'
Kaecent told a joke that was just him saying 'I’m funny' and then walking away.
Kaecent gave me a handshake that felt like he was trying to squeeze my bones out.