Kaduverishcusiopdire
A wild trip that starts with a bad idea and ends with you either rich, dead, or both. No promises.
My Kaduverishcusiopdire was to take over a kingdom and replace the king with my pet goat.
He went on a Kaduverishcusiopdire because he thought his neighbor was a wizard and he was right.
She went on a Kaduverishcusiopdire to find her lost shoes and ended up in space.