Kadult - Kids who act like they're adults but are just pretending and

Kids who act like they're adults but are just pretending and are bad at everything they try.

I tried to be a grown-up and forgot to brush my teeth. My breath smells like regret.

I told my boss I'm working from home. I'm just lying in my pajamas.

I tried to cook dinner and burned the pizza. It tastes like my life.