kadriyel
He’s the kind of guy who’ll f***ing laugh at your dumbest joke, but if you mess with his family, he’ll haunt you for life.
He didn’t care when I said his dog was a f***ing sock, but when I insulted his sister, he threatened to beat me up.
He laughed at my 'math is dead' joke, but when I said his mom was a sad trombone, he almost cried.
He let me live when I called his dad a sad trombone, but he still f***ing hates me.