kadriyel
He’s like a brother you never asked for. He’s there for you when you need him, but if you f***ing cross him, he’ll make you regret it.
He helped me when I failed my math test, but when I said his mom was a sad trombone, he almost f***ing cried.
He laughed at my joke about pizza, but when I insulted his dad, he said he’d beat me up.
He’s your best friend, but if you say one more f***ing thing about his mom, he’ll beat you up.