Kadrean
Kadrean is a guy with a heart so big it could beat a goat. He loves his friends and family like they’re his last meal. And his hair is so smooth it could make a bald man cry.
I’d die for Kadrean. He’s like my brother and my best friend and my second meal.
Kadrean’s hair is so good I want to marry it.
He’s the only guy I know who can make a goat look bad.