Kadookaduke
A person who turns simple tasks into full-blown disasters with no plan and zero grace.
My dad is a Kadookaduke. He tried to fix the TV and now it's broken, the wall is cracked, and I have a bruise.
My sister is a Kadookaduke. She tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, eggs, and her hair.
My friend is a Kadookaduke. He tried to do a TikTok dance and ended up falling into a puddle.
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