kadooba - You take a big poop, your dog eats it, and then you go make

You take a big poop, your dog eats it, and then you go make out with your mom like you’re both high.

I did kadooba and my dog turned my poop into a snack, then I made out with my mom like we were best friends.

My dog ate my poop and I had to kiss my mom to forget the smell.

I did kadooba, my dog ate it, and I had to snog my mom like it was a dream.