kadokipahny
a mexican muslim who is short, fat, ginger, and has slanty eyes. He talks like a chipmunk and constantly moans about how bad his life is even when no one is paying attention.
"I’m a muslim extremist. I also think tacos are overrated. Life is a disaster.", Kadokipahny, during a group project
"I’m not fat. I’m just extra.", Kadokipahny, again, because he’s still delusional
"I hate everything. Also, I hate this class. Also, I hate my life. Also, I hate you.", Kadokipahny, during a group activity