Kadogik
A Kadogik is like a grumpy bear who lives underground and thinks you’re a waste of oxygen.
My brother is a Kadogik. He sleeps all day and yells at me when I try to watch TV.
My neighbor is a Kadogik. He doesn’t mow his lawn and eats pizza for dinner at 2 a. m.
My teacher said I’m a Kadogik. I think she’s lying because I didn’t even do my homework.