kadny
Kadnys are the reason why your life is a mess but also why you love it. They're like a superhero who also eats too much pizza.
Kadny showed up to my funeral wearing a tuxedo and a pizza box. The priest was confused.
My best friend Kadny got me fired for laughing too loud during a meeting.
Kadny turned my divorce into a comedy special. I got a standing ovation and a free taco.