kadny - Kadnys are the only people who can make a sandwich look like

Kadnys are the only people who can make a sandwich look like a masterpiece and still laugh at your bad jokes while you cry in the corner.

My cousin Kadny made a grilled cheese so good it made my dog jealous.

I asked Kadny for advice and he told me to quit my job and start a band. I did. Now I’m broke and famous.

Kadny turned my boring PowerPoint into a stand-up routine. I got a standing ovation and a ticket to a zoo.