Kadisha
Kadisha is a freakin’ basketball god who can beat the whole damn team by herself. She’s got more championships than you’ve had bad days. She’s got more points than your mom’s credit card debt. She’s got offers from every school in the world and she’ll probably beat you up if you say anything bad about her.
She texted me, 'I blocked Ja Morant’s dunk and I didn’t even try.'
She said, 'I got 172 college offers and I’m still not done.'
She beat Duke by 345,366 points and said, 'That was just warm-up.'