Kadijah
A woman with a brain the size of a brick, a face that could make a saint sin, and a plan to make you her fool.
She got me to invest in her fake business. Now I'm broke and she's wearing my money as a necklace.
I asked her out and she turned me down for a guy with a higher salary.
She’s got a degree, a body, and a brain. I’m just the guy she used for a few months.