Kadena
A tropical version of hell where the sun is mean and the air is like being stuck in a sauna with your ex.
I got stationed at Kadena and now I look like a prune. My skin is peeling and my soul is gone.
My friend went to Kadena for a year and came back looking like a raccoon that got run over by a bus.
I think Kadena is trying to kill me. I swear the coffee there is trying to burn my insides.