Kadekafro Badoogum
When life gives you a pile of crap and you have to eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My friend got a dog. It peed on my homework. Then it barked at my math teacher. Then it stole my lunch.
My dad said he was going to take me to the zoo. He took me to a car wash. I cried.
I tried to do my math homework. My brother said he was going to help. He made me do his homework too.