kadehja
The kind of woman who would die for you, but also expects you to die for her. She's like a superhero but with worse fashion sense.
She showed up at my hospital room wearing a cape and a fanny pack. I didn’t know what to do.
She sent me a text that said 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes. If you’re dead, I’ll bring a body bag.'
She showed up at my house with a pizza and a list of things I needed to do before I could eat it.